So my Female said this as she was dropping me off at home after our platonic lady date. “Dancing with your hips leads to making babies. Go do dishes. I love you bye. ”

So my Female said this as she was dropping me off at home after our platonic lady date. “Dancing with your hips leads to making babies. Go do dishes. I love you bye. ”

Disn3Yw0Rld: Do You Ever Just Want To Cry Because You Love Disney So Much

Moved To Milkfrosty

Fancycake: Mama Mama?? Mama!!!1 Hi

Funny-Text-Posts: A Compilation Of Some Of My Favourite Text Posts

Jaclcfrost: They May Be A Minor Character But They Are A Major Character In My Heart

That Moment When Jen Represents The Tumblr Users Who Never Get Asks

Honchcrow: Who Wants To Make Out With Me For Like 4 Hours

Thatssofandom: Crazyponds: Vintageurbansupergirl13: Raise You Hand If You Ever Fangirlied In The Theater After Seeing A Preview For Something You’ve Been Waiting For Please You Know It

Breakingbag: Do U Ever Associate Someone With Their Icon So Much That You Just Assume That They’re The Same Gender As Their Icon Or Something And Then They Post A Selfie And Ur Like Wait You’re Not Thomas The Tank Engine

Doriimer: Made By Kisforkani | ✿

Dirkfromstatefarm: Modestdemidov: Our Neighbors Don’t Speak To Us I Would Do This If It Snowed Here

Maybelleteas: Favorite Tangled Things: Rapunzel’s Enthusiasm.

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