havexheart: cory-doctorow: did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun But look how stoked the dog is Very dirt. Much pun. Wow. So nature. Doge approves.

havexheart: cory-doctorow: did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun But look how stoked the dog is Very dirt. Much pun. Wow. So nature. Doge approves.

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Jamesfrancoe: Crouton Sounds Like It Could Be Used An Insult Like If You Were To Say “Shut The Fuck Up You Pretentious Crouton” But Alas It Is Only A Piece Of Fried Bread For Salads

Gentle-Puffer-Fish: Falling Asleep On Someone’s Chest Wrapping Your Arms Around Each Other Synching Heartbeats And Breathing Slowly Falling Asleep In Big T-Shirts And Underwear Forehead Kissies And Murmured Affections Naps

Wankbankofamerica: Reasons I Tend To Not Talk People Always Interrupt Me To Tell Another Story Because Apparently My Story Isn’t Good Enough For Their Ears I Sound Like An Idiot Who Just Learned To Talk Two Hours Ago People Seem Disinterested In What

Fuck Yourselves And Leave Me The Hell Alone

Beardedandbadass: I Actually Hate The Feeling When You Can Tell Youre Losing Interest In A Song You Really Like

Pansypunx: Remember When I Thought I Only Liked Boys Remember When I Thought I Only Liked Girls Remember When I Was Under The Delusion That My Sexuality Was Anything That Could Be Explained Without Getting Extremely Flustered And Ending Up Shouting “I

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Glamourkilled: Omfg So I Came Back From Camp Today And I Guess This Fell Out Of My Bag While I Was Unpacking And My Dad Starts Screaming About This Condom He Found In My Room And I Got So Scared Omfg And I Was Like Wait Lemme See That And I Turned It

Glamourkilled: Omfg So I Came Back From Camp Today And I Guess This Fell Out Of My Bag While I Was Unpacking And My Dad Starts Screaming About This Condom He Found In My Room And I Got So Scared Omfg And I Was Like Wait Lemme See That And I Turned It

Nihgtlock: Last Week In School We Had A Thing Called ‘Self Esteem Day’ And It Was Supposed To Boost Our Self Esteem And Our Teacher Asked Us ‘How Do You See Yourself?’ And Me And My Brother Both Said ‘By Looking In The Mirror’ And That’s

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