halfsollux: am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

halfsollux: am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

Purrim: Purrim: Why Are Blonde Jokes So Short? So Men Can Remember Them

Merryman2: &Amp;Ldquo;Mickey Mouse It Says You Want To Divorce Minnie Because She Was…… Extremely Silly?&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;No, I Said She Was Fucking Goofy&Amp;Rdquo;

Fuckyouspock: Fueledby-Fuentes: Tomfuckinmison: Myformofimagination: Ok, So Here’s Personal Story Time. I Went To Disney World Magic Kingdom Today Wearing This Pink And White Sun Dress And My Hair Was In Soft Curls. My Hair Is Sort Of Long, But

Thegeekyblonde: The Saga Continues

Hllucinate: So Is Anyone Secretly In Love With Me Yet

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Godbless-St-Cyr: A Compilation Of My Favourite ‘Little Stories’ From Tumblr. - Part 1 || Part 2

Samanndriel: I Am 120% Ok With Being Someone’s Trophy Wife Like Hell Yes I’ll Just Spend Someone Else’s Money All Day And Wear Cute Lingerie Forever Where Do I Sign Up

Raybucho: Eruditetyro: Pretend A Trillion Motherfucking Dollars Bitch I Will Actively Be Gay For A Year

Ollivander: Awildhare: Just A Friendly Reminder That Animals Will Kill You Given The Chance. Booped To Death By A Manatee

Palmfox: Oknope: Imagine Reading A Book Of All The Lies You’ve Told Imagine Reading A Book Of The All The Lies You’ve Been Told

Badcgijosh: I Don’t Think We Take Enough Time To Appreciate The Periods In Our Life When Our Noses Aren’t Runny. Is Your Nose Runny Right Now? No? Think About That. Honestly Reflect On It. Enjoy This Era Of Peace. There Are Dark Times On The Horizon

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