palmfox: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told imagine reading a book of the all the lies you’ve been told

palmfox: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told imagine reading a book of the all the lies you’ve been told

Badcgijosh: I Don’t Think We Take Enough Time To Appreciate The Periods In Our Life When Our Noses Aren’t Runny. Is Your Nose Runny Right Now? No? Think About That. Honestly Reflect On It. Enjoy This Era Of Peace. There Are Dark Times On The Horizon

Molgera: Follow Me For More Of Me Complaining About How I Have No One To Kiss

Jolteons: Snakes On A Plane? Babies On A Plane. Much Scarier Yeah I Can Kill The Snake Without Anyone Getting Mad

Passionpayne: Boys Who Have A Long List Of ‘Standards’ Just Make Me Laugh. Who Do U Think U R. U R Weak. I Can Go Ahead And Not Shave For Months And Never Do My Hair And Curse Like A Sailor Or Look Like A Goddess Who Just Stepped Off Of A Magazine

Clivas: Hollisters Electricity Bill Must Be Like $1 A Month

Vivianvivisection: Jonesdavid813: H0Llo: Putting On Makeup Is Such A Spiritual Experience I Watch Myself Go From A 3 To A 9 Right In Front Of My Mirror I Love It No, If You Are Putting On Makeup, I Don’t Care Who You Are Or What You Look Like, You

Kanrose: Iammakingperfectsense: Insidemymmind: Okay, So In Science Class Yesterday We Were Talking About Sleep Cycles And Melatonin And My Science Teacher Said, “If You’re Trying To Sleep, Avoid One Colour. Blue. Your Melatonin Levels Decrease

Beautypeen: Asking Inanimate Objects If They Are Joking When They Don’t Function Properly

Samanndriel: I Feel Like Micheal Cera Never Intended To Act But Ended Up In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time And Was Too Awkward To Tell Them He Wasn’t An Actor So Just Filmed Stuff Anyway And Now He’s Let It Go Too Far And Can’t Back Out

Frostbackscat: Arabe1La: World News This Is The Biggest News Since They Found Out Subway 1-Foot Subs Were Only 11 Inches Wipes Tear

Holly-Jollie-Pie: Maddetectivewithabox: Gallifrey-Feels: Bumbleblaine: There Was A Four Year Old Named Hermione At My Work Today. It’s Started. It Has Begun The Potter Generation Is Growing Up. And Gettin’ Bizay

Buzzfeed: 25 Times Anna Kendrick Was Painfully Accurate Queen Of Twitter, Tbh.

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