alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

alabasterbones: i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

Itscarororo: &Amp;Ldquo;I Can’t Recall The Taste Of Food… Nor The Sound Of Water… Nor The Feel Of Grass..&Amp;Rdquo; -Frodo “S.a.d.” Baggins

Meladoodle: Autodumb: Boys Hands Are Very Important To Me I Imagine Theyre Pretty Important To Them Too

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Ispankmyturtle: Why Is It That Everyone Can Be An Asshole Towards Me And That’s Perfectly Fine But The Minute I Have Had Enough And Act Like An Asshole Its All Of A Sudden Not Okay

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Officialunitedstates: It Was Late. I Walked Past A Scantily Clad Woman. She Looked At Me And Said, “100 For A Night.” I Replied “100 For What?” &Amp;Ldquo;Monopoly. What Do You Think?&Amp;Rdquo; Two Hours Later We Were Back At My Place, She Had

Officialunitedstates: Our Class Is Giving Informative Speeches On A Topic Of Our Choice. It Is My Turn. &Amp;Ldquo;To Be Honest, I Didn’t Prepare For This At All. I’m Embarrassing Myself, Aren’t I? I Can’t Believe I Even Agreed To Come Up Here.&Amp;Rdquo;

Officialunitedstates: If You Buy All The Lottery Tickets, There’s Still A Chance You Won’t Win. But At Least No One Else Will Either. I’d Go For It.

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