officialunitedstates: Thinking about asking a girl out? Step 1: Go up to her Step 2: Get her attention Step 3: Say “Out?”

officialunitedstates: Thinking about asking a girl out? Step 1: Go up to her Step 2: Get her attention Step 3: Say “Out?”

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Officialunitedstates: It Was Late. I Walked Past A Scantily Clad Woman. She Looked At Me And Said, “100 For A Night.” I Replied “100 For What?” &Amp;Ldquo;Monopoly. What Do You Think?&Amp;Rdquo; Two Hours Later We Were Back At My Place, She Had

Officialunitedstates: Our Class Is Giving Informative Speeches On A Topic Of Our Choice. It Is My Turn. &Amp;Ldquo;To Be Honest, I Didn’t Prepare For This At All. I’m Embarrassing Myself, Aren’t I? I Can’t Believe I Even Agreed To Come Up Here.&Amp;Rdquo;

Officialunitedstates: If You Buy All The Lottery Tickets, There’s Still A Chance You Won’t Win. But At Least No One Else Will Either. I’d Go For It.

Officialunitedstates: Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime. Teach A Man Wildlife Conservation And His Children Will Be Able To Eat Fish Too.

Officialunitedstates: I Can’t Wait To Do Softcore Drugs With You, Lying In The Moonlight, Watching The Sky Fill Up With Stars And Dreams We Will Share. Cigarettes Abound As Our Mutual Mind Frolics In The Dreadful Game We Call Life

Officialunitedstates: If Someone Tries To Give You A High Five They’re Leaving Their Groin Area Open For Attack So Take Advantage And Teach Them A Lesson

Officialunitedstates: You Have The Right To Remain Silent I Say To The Letters Of The Alphabet

Officialunitedstates: Keep Calm And [Any Verb Ever Created] On

Officialunitedstates: When You Type Goos Instead Of Good So You Commit And Type Out Goose

Officialunitedstates: Fact Of The Day: If All The Money Used For Political Campaigning In The Us Was Instead Put Towards Paying Off The Us Debt, We Would Be Completely Debt Free In A Little Less Than Four Years

Officialunitedstates: My Life Plan After Graduating Is: Get An Apartment Find A Job Buy A Dog Figure Out How Credit Cards Work Prepare For The Great Robot Wars Fight In The Great Robot Wars

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