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officialunitedstates: It was late.  I walked past a scantily clad woman.  She looked at me and said, “100 for a night.”  I replied “100 for what?” “Monopoly.  What do you think?” Two hours later we were back at my place, she had

officialunitedstates: It was late.  I walked past a scantily clad woman.  She looked at me and said, “100 for a night.”  I replied “100 for what?” “Monopoly.  What do you think?” Two hours later we were back at my place, she had

officialunitedstates: It was late.  I walked past a scantily clad woman.  She

Officialunitedstates: Our Class Is Giving Informative Speeches On A Topic Of Our Choice.  It Is My Turn. &Amp;Ldquo;To Be Honest, I Didn’t Prepare For This At All.  I’m Embarrassing Myself, Aren’t I?  I Can’t Believe I Even Agreed To Come Up Here.&Amp;Rdquo;

Officialunitedstates: Our Class Is Giving Informative Speeches On A Topic Of Our

Officialunitedstates: If You Buy All The Lottery Tickets, There’s Still A Chance You Won’t Win.  But At Least No One Else Will Either.  I’d Go For It.

Officialunitedstates: If You Buy All The Lottery Tickets, There’s Still A Chance

Officialunitedstates: Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day.  Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime.  Teach A Man Wildlife Conservation And His Children Will Be Able To Eat Fish Too.

Officialunitedstates: Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day.  Teach A Man

Officialunitedstates: I Can’t Wait To Do Softcore Drugs With You, Lying In The Moonlight, Watching The Sky Fill Up With Stars And Dreams We Will Share.  Cigarettes Abound As Our Mutual Mind Frolics In The Dreadful Game We Call Life

Officialunitedstates: I Can’t Wait To Do Softcore Drugs With You, Lying In The

Officialunitedstates: If Someone Tries To Give You A High Five They’re Leaving Their Groin Area Open For Attack So Take Advantage And Teach Them A Lesson

Officialunitedstates: If Someone Tries To Give You A High Five They’re Leaving

Officialunitedstates: You Have The Right To Remain Silent I Say To The Letters Of The Alphabet

Officialunitedstates: You Have The Right To Remain Silent I Say To The Letters Of

Officialunitedstates: Keep Calm And [Any Verb Ever Created] On

Officialunitedstates: Keep Calm And [Any Verb Ever Created] On

Officialunitedstates: When You Type Goos Instead Of Good So You Commit And Type Out Goose

Officialunitedstates: When You Type Goos Instead Of Good So You Commit And Type

Officialunitedstates: Fact Of The Day:  If All The Money Used For Political Campaigning In The Us Was Instead Put Towards Paying Off The Us Debt, We Would Be Completely Debt Free In A Little Less Than Four Years

Officialunitedstates: Fact Of The Day:  If All The Money Used For Political Campaigning

Officialunitedstates: My Life Plan After Graduating Is: Get An Apartment Find A Job Buy A Dog Figure Out How Credit Cards Work Prepare For The Great Robot Wars Fight In The Great Robot Wars

Officialunitedstates: My Life Plan After Graduating Is: Get An Apartment Find A

Officialunitedstates: The Thing Nobody Brings Up About The Pyramids Is How The Egyptians Even Knew What Pyramids Were I Mean They Didnt Have Math Classes At School Back Then

Officialunitedstates: The Thing Nobody Brings Up About The Pyramids Is How The Egyptians

Officialunitedstates: You Guys Ever At A Party And You Don’t Have Anyone To Talk To You So You Start Thinking Of Ways To Kill Time Like Counting The Hairs On Your Arm Or Memorizing The State Capitals

Officialunitedstates: You Guys Ever At A Party And You Don’t Have Anyone To Talk

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