officialunitedstates: if someone tries to give you a high five they’re leaving their groin area open for attack so take advantage and teach them a lesson

officialunitedstates: if someone tries to give you a high five they’re leaving their groin area open for attack so take advantage and teach them a lesson

Officialunitedstates: You Have The Right To Remain Silent I Say To The Letters Of The Alphabet

Officialunitedstates: Keep Calm And [Any Verb Ever Created] On

Officialunitedstates: When You Type Goos Instead Of Good So You Commit And Type Out Goose

Officialunitedstates: Fact Of The Day: If All The Money Used For Political Campaigning In The Us Was Instead Put Towards Paying Off The Us Debt, We Would Be Completely Debt Free In A Little Less Than Four Years

Officialunitedstates: My Life Plan After Graduating Is: Get An Apartment Find A Job Buy A Dog Figure Out How Credit Cards Work Prepare For The Great Robot Wars Fight In The Great Robot Wars

Officialunitedstates: The Thing Nobody Brings Up About The Pyramids Is How The Egyptians Even Knew What Pyramids Were I Mean They Didnt Have Math Classes At School Back Then

Officialunitedstates: You Guys Ever At A Party And You Don’t Have Anyone To Talk To You So You Start Thinking Of Ways To Kill Time Like Counting The Hairs On Your Arm Or Memorizing The State Capitals

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Officialunitedstates: I Dont Trust Rocks You Know. They Sit There In One Place For So Long. What Are They Planning? And Why Wont They Let Me Join?

Officialunitedstates: &Amp;Ldquo;Are You High&Amp;Quot; Noooooo Im Not Im Straight Edge You See That Ruler Over There I Am Straighter Edged Than That

Officialunitedstates: Can Duct Tape Fix The Emotional Hole In My Heart

Officialunitedstates: &Amp;Ldquo;You Can’t Fix Stupid.&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;Why Did You Name Your Dog That?&Amp;Rdquo;