officialunitedstates: you guys ever at a party and you don’t have anyone to talk to you so you start thinking of ways to kill time like counting the hairs on your arm or memorizing the state capitals

officialunitedstates: you guys ever at a party and you don’t have anyone to talk to you so you start thinking of ways to kill time like counting the hairs on your arm or memorizing the state capitals

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