deadlyspoons: *gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

deadlyspoons: gets period dentist pokes head through the window ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’

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Findsomethingtofightfor: #These Two Run A Country Literally Me

Deplaisant: Dangerhamster: The Fact That People Are Like “Coca Cola Supports Racial Equality, I’m Not Going To Be Drinking Coca Cola Anymore” And “Google Supports Gay Rights I’m Not Going To Use Them Anymore” Like What Next “The Earth

Thebulkinator: My-Dear-Psychopath: These Are Probably The Best Things Ever.ever. Ive Been Waiting So Long For This

~Inconsistency~

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Aryana117: And That Is How I Have Had All Feelings Ever, Destroyed.

~Inconsistency~

Secretagentawkward: This Was Either A Great Marketing Ploy Or A Fabulous Accident

8Bit-Anarchy: Disappointingpopsiclejokes: Disappointing Popsicle Jokes Historically Accurate Popsicle Jokes

Zkac: Just Because I Disagree With You Does Not Mean I Am Not Your Friend

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