tallbread: “suck my dick" "nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy”

tallbread: “suck my dick" "nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy”

Darbesaurus: Whorville: My Only Talent Is Breathing I Said This To My Mom And She Just Said “You Have Asthma, Moron”

Teratocybernetics: Mellopwn: The Fucking Cat Finally Got The Cheeseburger. We Can All Go Home. The Internet Is Over. This Cat Looks Like All Of Heaven Has Descended Just To Present It With Lunch.

Searching-For-Nirvana: I Am Sitting At My Computer Screen With My Mouth Open, Because I Just Cannot Fathom How Someone Writes Something This Amazing.

What Even Is Life?

Kanyewestevil: Schools Have Stairs So You Can Throw Yourselves Down Them

Jzul: If You’re Willing To Throw Away Your Entire Relationship With Your Son/Daughter Because Of Their Sexual Preference You Literally Dont Deserve To Breed Like What The Fuck Is Wrong With Some People

Dumblr-Feminist: It’s Incredibly Sad This Had To Be Said At All But Here You Go Sjws. Here’s The Truth.

Message Me 1 Thing You Want To Know About Me.

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Honorings: If You’re Hot And You Think I’m Hot You Need To Speak The Fuck Up

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Mindlessgonzojam: Givemeinternet: People Need To Realize This Finally!

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