your-biggest-pretend: If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be.

your-biggest-pretend: If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be.

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