notchicken: dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned My mom was told by her doctor she was never going to be able to have kids so imagine her surprise when she didn’t even order one but got two

notchicken: dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned My mom was told by her doctor she was never going to be able to have kids so imagine her surprise when she didn’t even order one but got two

Arachnids8Rip: Fuckheaded: Clearly She Wears Those Short Skirts And Skimpy Tank Tops Because She Wants The D. And By D I Mean Vitamin D. She Wants To Soak Up As Much Sun As She Can. Because Revealing Clothes Are Not An Invitation For Sex U Prick And

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Vriska-Ler: Why Would You Ever Think Asexual Characters Would Be Boring Like Are You That Centered Around Sex That You Think People Have No Personality Unless They’ve Touched Genitals With Another Person Like Oh Boo Hoo Now You Can’t Masturbate To

Eatpizzas: Say Something I’m Giving Up On You

Whitekidniall: When Someone Steals Your Underwear From The Balcony Where They Were Drying And You Walk Out To Get Them In Your Sweatpants That Are Just Below Your Hips And Everyone Can Almost See Your Dick

Armadillo: When I Was In Year 7 I Used To Make Sims In The Characters Of People I Hated And Put Them In Houses With No Doors And Set Them On Fire

Joshpeckofficial: Joshpecksmom: Joshpeckofficial: Fun Fact About Me: I Was Born On 4/20 At 4:20 Prove It Bye Hater

Diamondsanddelrey: Lana Del Rey And Marina And The Diamonds Blog

Getyourassbeat: Opens Window Curtains, Takes 50 Selfies In Natural Light, Closes Window Curtains

Losthopesandfadeddreams: Be-Blackstar: &Amp;Ldquo;Their Chicken Is Really Spicy&Amp;Quot; &Amp;Quot;Beware, The Injera Is Spicy&Amp;Rdquo;&Amp;Ldquo;The Water Is Spicy&Amp;Quot; &Amp;Quot;The Air Was Spicy&Amp;Rdquo;

Lexikittypop: Nothing Will Fuck Up Your Twenties More Than Thinking You’re Supposed To Have Your Shit Together.

Troyesivan: My ‘Bored In An Airport That Thankfully Has Free Wifi’ Face

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