settledheart: it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

settledheart: it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

Recoveryofabrokenteen: Littlebearofasgard: Tyleroakley: Can’t Unsee. I Am Fire Pant Pant I Am Death. You Ruined My Life

Jencorpsichord: Listen Pals, Fuck All That “Gentle Reminder You Would Have Been Beautiful A Fuckton Of Years Ago” Noise. Your Physical Appearance Is Absolutely Irrelevant And Meaningless In The Eyes Of The Great Skeleton Lord, Who Only Sees Beauty

Motherofqueers: Belatedmedia: The First Movie Really Did Have A Great Script. Did They Really Have A Script Though? Was It Not Just Johnny Depp And Orlando Bloom Being Sarcastic Assholes?

Princessstupidmf: Never Get Mad At Someone With Anxiety For Apologizing A Lot. It’s A Coping Mechanism And Yelling Only Makes It Worse. They Don’t Need Tough Love Or Anything Like That. Reassurance That They Are Fine Is The Most Important Thing

Bombaree: One Time I Was Really Sad And I Decided To Put Cream Cheese And Bagels In A Blender To See If I Could Make A Bagel Smoothie And When My Dad Asked Why I Was Putting Bagels In The Blender At 2 In The Morning And I Just Started Crying Hysterically

Ellieincolour: Gryffindorgay: “According To Greek Mythology, Humans Were Originally Created With Four Arms, Four Legs, And A Head With Two Faces. Fearing Their Power, Zeus Split Them Into Two Separate Beings Condemning Them To Spend Their Lives In

Sagihairius: This Girl Ripped Her Galaxy Leggings Today And I Couldnt Stop Laughing Because There Was A Rip In The Fabric Of Space

Putins-Boyfriend: Putins-Girlfriend: Yourtubes: Reblog If Your Url Represents Who You Really Are I Am Really Putin’s Girlfriend Then We Have A Problem

Whiteblackjesus: Internetexplorers: When Children Do Things And U Just Wanna Murder Them Like Be Children

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Hashtagugly: How Many Times Have U Looked At Strangers And Noticed Small Good Things About Them Like “Whoa The Way Their Hair Bounces Is Cute” “She Has Such Nice Eyelashes” “Her Hands Look So Soft” “Those Pants Suit Her Well” Etc? So

Zephyroh: Thetrekkiehasthephonebox: Chekov-In-A-Dress: I Want A Superhero Movie Where The Hero Dies In The First Ten Minutes And The Woman Who Was Supposed To Be The Love Interest Puts On His Costume And Becomes An Even Better Hero. I Want All Of

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