rneerkat: studmuffin2014: rneerkat: i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. It does make you sick. Literally. wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

rneerkat: studmuffin2014: rneerkat: i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. It does make you sick. Literally. wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

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Littlemammal: At Work Last Week I Was Ringing Up This Guys Order And When He Signed I Was Trying To Read His Signature And I Was Like “Is Your Last Name Duck?” And He Got Really Nervous And He Was Like “Oh Nobodys Ever Uhh Noticed Before…. I

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