teamrocketing: *shows picture of me i like to mom* mom: but you don’t even look like yourself me: that’s the point

teamrocketing: shows picture of me i like to mom mom: but you don’t even look like yourself me: that’s the point

The Yaoi Fangirls In The Dmmd Fandom Are Really Stupid. There Is Nothing Gay About The Game. Noiz Kissing Aoba Out Of Nowhere? That’s Not Gay, Dont U Do That With Ur ‘Bros’ All The Time. Koujaku Koujacking Off To Aoba Sleeping? Uh, Hey, Just Bros

Nointerrruption: Growing Up Sucks Because You Realize $1000 Isn’t A Lot Of Money

Sobersexting: Being An Adult Sucks Cause When People Ask You To Hang Out You Cant Be Like “My Mom Said No” You Just Have To Change Your Name And Move Away

Snazzypotassium: Muggleborns Discovering The Room Of Requirement Has An Internet Cafe Room Every Muggleborn On Campus Mysteriously Disappearing When Not In Class

That One Girl

Undeadsidhe-Inthetardis: Yeahwriters: Cleverhelp: Write Rhymes Finds Rhymes For Your Words While You Write And Takes The Weirdness Out Of Poetry And Scheming. Coooool! I Don’t Think You Understand Just How Amazing This Is For Writerslikewe Spend

Atomicmelonade: A Childhood Fear Of Sorts.

Haloswingsandautocorrect: For The Love Of God, Cas

Fruitpunchg: “Ooooohhh” I Say As I Still Dont Understand

Wemarchalone: “Oh Hey Man Didn’t See You There How’s It Go-“ “Blawuhglauhglauh” “Excuse Me Jimmy Wha-“ “Blawuhalsjaulbaw” This Still Makes Me Laugh A Lot Fdslkjfdssfd

Bombing: Mom? Yeah Hey Its Me. I Just Called To—What? Yeah I’m Doing Fine Thanks. Listen I Was Playing Call Of Duty And This Kid Said Some Really Shocking Things About You And I Just Had To Confirm That They Weren’t True

Sluttygrandma: Do You Ever Daydream Of Dressing Boys In Better Clothes

HugeHangers Humiliation