surgeonamy: why is it that other people the same age as me look way older than me

surgeonamy: why is it that other people the same age as me look way older than me

Westernkanye: My Voice Is Girly When I Talk To Strangers But When I’m With Friends I Turn Into Morgan Freeman

Quickweaves: Quickweaves: White People Destroyed 3/4S Of The World For Spices And Have The Nerve Not To Season Their Food. This Post Wont Die

Miss-Zarves: I Changed My Okcupid Profile To Say “You Should Message Me If You Know Any Good Jokes About Giraffes” And Someone Responded “You, A Baby, And A Giraffe Walked Into A Bar, And Then You Walked Out With Me! ;) ;)” And I’m So Angry

Danielkanhai: All Police Sketch Artists To Be Replaced With Teens Using Doll Dress Up Games On The Internet. &Amp;Ldquo;This Is What The Suspect Would Look Like If He Was A Girl And A Sailor Scout.”

Allisforsaken: This Looks Like Scarborough… Or My House

Spicy-Vagina-Tacos: My Legs Are So Hairy Oh My God

...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

Marinasmidriff: This Cured My Aids

...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

Official-Sebastian-Strider: Thee-Cobalt-Lightning: Bscentralvids: Evapukesrainbows: Omfg Okay So One Of My Classmates, L, Came Into Lesson Late This Morning Wearing A Full Circle Princess Dress, And Eye Shadow And Eyeliner. He Said To Our Teacher,

Bob-The-Doctor: Sodamnzen: Ameliaulation: Hyliari: Officialfrenchtoast: Polople: Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt: Neatpotatoes: Clamjob: Casmii: Pricklylegs: Memewhore: I Still Don’t Understand The Perspective That’s Going On Here. It`s A Railing.

Hooddoggy: I Want To Get So Good At Giving Sly Digs That You Dont Even Realize I Insulted You Until Like A Week Later When You Randomly Start Crying While Eating Breakfast

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