khaliasenpai: whalegod: tell me a secret one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down

khaliasenpai: whalegod: tell me a secret one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down

Potatofreek: Penis-Hilton: Hugcartel: Why Is The Mom Telling Her Daughter She’s Ready To Shave? Why Is The Mom Calling Her Daughter Mom Maybe They Are Each Other’s Moms

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Blastortoise: It’s So Weird That People Are Shaming Beyonce For Being Sexual During Her Performance When Literally In The Speech In Flawless Says “We Teach Girls That They Cannot Be Sexual Beings In The Way That Boys Are.&Amp;Ldquo; Like How Do You Miss

Evilqueenreginamills: Tinalikesbutts: So Like Go Ahead And Hate On Justin Bieber All You Want. He’s An Asshole, He Kinda Deserves It. But Stop Calling Him A Girl. My Gender Is Not An Insult. I Don’t Care About Justin Bieber. But This Is Important:

Thelonelywitch: I Think I Might Be In Love With The Person Who Runs Taco Bell’s Twitter Account.

Brokendildo: Someone Come Over And Play W My Hair

Thefingerfucker: New-Ways-To-Complain: Conservativegirlonpolitics: That Was The Most Informative Thing I Have Ever Been Told By A Duck And I Have Been Told A Lot Of Things By Ducks. So. Many. Things.

Call-Of-The-Wildberry: Supernatural: A Summary Sam/Dean: You Lied To Me. Dean/Sam: I’m Sorry. Sam/Dean: Sorry’s Not Good Enough. Dean/Sam: But– We’re Family. Sam/Dean: I Forgive You, But No More Lies. Dean/Sam: I Promise. Next Season Sam/Dean:

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Marshofsleep: Peregr1Ne: Idk Alright Soul Has Shark Teeth So I Had A Random Au Thought Where Maka’s Like A Generic Human-Like Mermaid And He’s A Creepy Monstrous Merman Thing, And Her At First Thinking He Doesn’t Talk Much Because He’s Aloof

Dunshine: I Pretend To Be Punk Rock But Im Really Just A Vaguely Emo Indie Pop Kid Who Loves Fall Out Boy A Lot

Rapunzelie: The Concept Of Liking Someone And Them Liking You Back And You Deciding To Date Each Other Literally Just Fucking Baffles Me Because It Has Never Once Happened For Me In My Entire Life How Are You All Doing This How Are You People Making

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