brokendildo: someone come over and play w my hair

brokendildo: someone come over and play w my hair

Thefingerfucker: New-Ways-To-Complain: Conservativegirlonpolitics: That Was The Most Informative Thing I Have Ever Been Told By A Duck And I Have Been Told A Lot Of Things By Ducks. So. Many. Things.

Call-Of-The-Wildberry: Supernatural: A Summary Sam/Dean: You Lied To Me. Dean/Sam: I’m Sorry. Sam/Dean: Sorry’s Not Good Enough. Dean/Sam: But– We’re Family. Sam/Dean: I Forgive You, But No More Lies. Dean/Sam: I Promise. Next Season Sam/Dean:

Candycoatedcreepies: Glowcloud: Childservices: Who Cares Lmfao!!!! What Did They Tell Him!!! What Can We Tell Him To Make Him Cry Harder Okay, Hold The Fuck Up. This Is What The Media Does To Posts And Such. You People Are Laughing At This Man.

Marshofsleep: Peregr1Ne: Idk Alright Soul Has Shark Teeth So I Had A Random Au Thought Where Maka’s Like A Generic Human-Like Mermaid And He’s A Creepy Monstrous Merman Thing, And Her At First Thinking He Doesn’t Talk Much Because He’s Aloof

Dunshine: I Pretend To Be Punk Rock But Im Really Just A Vaguely Emo Indie Pop Kid Who Loves Fall Out Boy A Lot

Rapunzelie: The Concept Of Liking Someone And Them Liking You Back And You Deciding To Date Each Other Literally Just Fucking Baffles Me Because It Has Never Once Happened For Me In My Entire Life How Are You All Doing This How Are You People Making

Yourlifesnolongerempty: Look At His Fucking Face

Xxcactusdudexx: Me At 13: “I’m Really Mature For My Age Though” Me At 20: I Was A Fucking Idiot Also Me At 20: I’m Still A Fucking Idiot

Telapathetic: Thedoctor-Hasthe-Sorcersstone: So Today In Class This Girl Asked “Do You Ship Kids?” And After Explaining What Shipping Was, The Teacher Responded, “Well….Yes, We Talk About It In The Staff Room. Who Would Look Cute With Who…”

Nickjonasstillhasdiabetes: What I Say : “If You Have A Preference For Only White Guys Then You’re Self Hating As Hell” What You Some How Think I Say : “You Can Never Ever Ever Find Any Single White Male Attractive Ever Nope Never Ever Ever

Vibruhtor: Plays Anaconda On Repeat At Family Barbecue

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