megara-egen: ellie-mccarthy: But Meg, you literally just said I could curl your hair… I told you I won’t burn you, don’t you trust me? I didn’t think it was going to be that hot. Yeah but just… ugh. Just don’t burn me.

megara-egen: ellie-mccarthy: But Meg, you literally just said I could curl your hair… I told you I won’t burn you, don’t you trust me? I didn’t think it was going to be that hot. Yeah but just… ugh. Just don’t burn me.

Impactings: Guys I’m Laughing So Hard, Gatsby Has Purple Nails! He’s Quite The Scratcher, And I’m Not The Biggest Fan Of Declawing. Kitty Caps Are An Awesome Alternative, They’re Really Simple To Get On, Plus They’re 100% Safe If Your Cat Were

What Am I Doing

Thegingerghost

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Axelstiel: Do Your Physics, Fuckboy

Not Today Satan

Sitcorn: &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah, Everything’s Fine, I Just Tucked Your Kid Into Bed. But Can I Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Corner? It’s Freaking Me Out&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;What? We Dont Have A Kid. Take Our Clown Statue And Get Out Of The House Right Now&Amp;Rdquo;

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Blissbeau: Triple-Six-Kicks: &Amp;Ldquo;I Don’t Love Him But He’s Here And You Aren’t&Amp;Rdquo; This Hit Me Like A Fucking Train

Destroyed-And-Abandoned: An Abandoned Well In A Park In Salt Lake City, Utah. The Roots From That Tree Have Grown And After Time Become A Part Of The Well.

Rincewindsapprentice: Some People Love To Shut Down People Who Talk About Trans And Intersex Issues By Saying That They’re “Only 1% Of The Population” And Thus Can Be Ignored Since They “Aren’t Statistically Significant Enough.” By That Logic,

Tablespoons: Loling-In-The-Deep: Imagine If Your Name Was A Swear Word Motherfucker Can You Please Come Down To The Office Omg At First I Thought U Meant Like Ur Name Was Used As A Swear Word Shut The Brittany Up Go Chris Yourself

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