not today satan

not today satan

Sitcorn: &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah, Everything’s Fine, I Just Tucked Your Kid Into Bed. But Can I Cover Up The Clown Statue In The Corner? It’s Freaking Me Out&Amp;Rdquo; &Amp;Ldquo;What? We Dont Have A Kid. Take Our Clown Statue And Get Out Of The House Right Now&Amp;Rdquo;

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Blissbeau: Triple-Six-Kicks: &Amp;Ldquo;I Don’t Love Him But He’s Here And You Aren’t&Amp;Rdquo; This Hit Me Like A Fucking Train

Destroyed-And-Abandoned: An Abandoned Well In A Park In Salt Lake City, Utah. The Roots From That Tree Have Grown And After Time Become A Part Of The Well.

Rincewindsapprentice: Some People Love To Shut Down People Who Talk About Trans And Intersex Issues By Saying That They’re “Only 1% Of The Population” And Thus Can Be Ignored Since They “Aren’t Statistically Significant Enough.” By That Logic,

Tablespoons: Loling-In-The-Deep: Imagine If Your Name Was A Swear Word Motherfucker Can You Please Come Down To The Office Omg At First I Thought U Meant Like Ur Name Was Used As A Swear Word Shut The Brittany Up Go Chris Yourself

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Count-From-Three-To-One: Can We Just Take A Moment To.. Please? Aww..

Problackgirl: Contestant On Singing Talent Show: I Quit My Job For This, Dropped Out Of School, I Left It All… Just For This Moment Me: Nobody Asked You To Do That Though

Rnisandrists: Elf-In-Mirror: This Right Here, Ladies And Gentlemen, Just Might Be The Best Beauty-And-Beast-Story Ever. Because Any Little Girl (Or Boy For That Matter) Should Grow Up Knowing That You Could Be A Giant Green Ogre, And You’d Still Be

...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

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