felixdawkins: how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like “how long have you been 17” “about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

felixdawkins: how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like “how long have you been 17” “about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”

Oomshi: Dongboarding: Oomshi: Eat My Ass My Mom Said I Had To Eat My Vegetables First I Respect That

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Stryxcorp: Why Is Kissing Someone While They’re Angry Considered Cute. If I Was In An Argument With Someone And They Kissed Me I’d Probably Knee Them In The Crotch

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A-Spider: My Lips Are Soft Come Here Ill Kiss You To Prove It

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Spookybeyondmeasure: (Let’s Not Talk About) How We Danced In Middle School; You Can Tell Your Boyfriend, If He Says He’s Got Beef, That I’m A Vegetarian And I Ain’t Fuckin Scared Of Him // Songs Which Still Evoke The Desire To Jump Around

Its-Only-Make-Believe: I Bought A Pair Of Guys Jeans Today And Tbh I Think I Want To Wear Mens Pants For The Rest Of Forever You Can Fit So Much Shit In Those Pockets My Phone Doesn’t Even Fit In My Women’s Pants Woah

Lolamp5312: Jensen’s Face! X

Marchtothebae: Sleeping-With-Reality: Just A Friendly Reminder That Using A Toilet Is Highly Disgusting And Offensive To Toiletkin As Well As Cultural Appropriation Unless You Are Toiletkin So Please Stop. This Is It. This Is Tumblr In A Nutshell.

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