complicatingly: my parents warned me about drugs on the street, but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

complicatingly: my parents warned me about drugs on the street, but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

Words And Coffee

Baby-Pixie: Spooning? More Like Let’s See How Much “Accidental” Booty Wiggling It Takes To Get Him Hard.

Can-U-Not-My-Wayward-Son: Can-U-Not-My-Wayward-Son: Why Is There A Huge Jug Of Oregano??? Who The Fuck Puts Oregano In Brownies????? I Have Been Informed That It Is Not Oregano But Is In Fact Marijuana

Swiggity-Switchface: Posted In The Student Union

Apokelypse: Leowithani: Apokelypse: A Human Year = 7 Dog Years A Dog Is A Man’s Best Friend 7 Is God’s Favorite Number Dog Is God Backwards ??????????????????? This Is A Useless Coincidence. So Was Your Birth

Werewolf1992: The-Tavros-Nitram: Lzbth: Look How Many Flyers Have Been Stuck On This Lampost?? Germans Are Crazy There Is No Lamp Post Its Pure Flyer You Could Carbon Date This To The Ice Age

Bepeu: You: Why Are You Drinking An Entire Bottle Of Wine ?? Me: Me: Me: Me: Wine Not …

Neokarin: Hammerlock: Calls My Dog An Asshole Affectionately Calls My Asshole A Dog Affectionately

I've Been Saving All My Summers For You

Combeferret: Amazing

Hammerlock: It’s Been Like 5 Hours How Am I Still Drunk

Tgifridays: Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Deliciousness.

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