ohmoony: 90% sure mcgonagall retired the day she sent out james sirius’ hogwarts letter because no fucking way she is teaching a boy named james sirius potter

ohmoony: 90% sure mcgonagall retired the day she sent out james sirius’ hogwarts letter because no fucking way she is teaching a boy named james sirius potter

Booknerding: I Wonder What Hermione Did The Whole Train Ride To Hogwarts While Harry And Ron Had The Flying Car

Kiodi: My Last Word Will Probably Be Either “Whoops” Or “Shit”

Spvds: How Do People Not Know That I’m Gay

Glassesanddreads: Which Female Character Is Your Favorite? Yes

Veto-Power-Over-Clocks: Ohabutt: In Middle School My Friend Used To Give Me These Huge Lemons To Eat Because They Were Delicious And One Time I Was Eating One And Some Idiot Told Me He’d Give Me Ten Bucks To Take A Huge Bite And Another Kid Added

Squareclocks: I Fucking Hate It When You’re In Such A Fantastically Giddy Mood And Then You See One Simple Little Thing That Makes You Think, “Oh” And Then You Just Get This Empty Feeling In Your Chest And You Get Nauseous And The World Just Crumbles

Horussebooks: Mr-Egbutt: Lurkerpi: Please Stop Adding ‘There Are Two Kinds Of People’ And ‘That Escalated Quickly’ To Text Posts There Are Two Kinds Of Rapid Escalation Well That Peopled Twicely

Rizaoftheowls: Insuffera6Le6Itch: What Is It With White People And Having Two Refrigerators I Was About To Say “What, That’s Dumb, No One Does That” And Then I Remembered The Second Fridge In My Basement

Mydogsnokes: Hedgehowg: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth I Don’t Know Why Don’t You Ask The Bread Baking In My Vagina. I’m Sorry For Whatever I Said That Caused You To Say What You Just Said

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Rainstormsatnighttime: Foxyclock: One Thing Girls Have Real Solidarity On Is Their Periods: We Dont Judge Someone If They Prefer Pads Or Tampons Over The Other We Always Have Extras And We’re Always Willing To Give Them To A Girl In Need We Teach

Xehyun: Xehyun: If Someone Calls You A Slut, Break Their Fucking Neck Without Even Hesitating Or Saying A Single Word And As They Lay There On The Ground Dead, Lean Down Close To Their Corpse And Whisper “Slut Means The End In Swedish” This Is

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