rizaoftheowls: insuffera6le6itch: what is it with white people and having two refrigerators i was about to say “what, that’s dumb, no one does that” and then I remembered the second fridge in my basement

rizaoftheowls: insuffera6le6itch: what is it with white people and having two refrigerators i was about to say “what, that’s dumb, no one does that” and then I remembered the second fridge in my basement

Mydogsnokes: Hedgehowg: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth I Don’t Know Why Don’t You Ask The Bread Baking In My Vagina. I’m Sorry For Whatever I Said That Caused You To Say What You Just Said

At The Gate's Of Heaven

Rainstormsatnighttime: Foxyclock: One Thing Girls Have Real Solidarity On Is Their Periods: We Dont Judge Someone If They Prefer Pads Or Tampons Over The Other We Always Have Extras And We’re Always Willing To Give Them To A Girl In Need We Teach

Xehyun: Xehyun: If Someone Calls You A Slut, Break Their Fucking Neck Without Even Hesitating Or Saying A Single Word And As They Lay There On The Ground Dead, Lean Down Close To Their Corpse And Whisper “Slut Means The End In Swedish” This Is

Livsbian: Today This Guy In My Class Asked Me Why My Eyeliner Is On Point But My Handwriting Sucks

Parrotcakes: Blanketpie: There Are Ships Meant For Fluffy Nights In Front Of The Tv With Popcorns And Cute Kisses And Cuddles And Then There Are Ships Meant For Hardcore Angry Sex So Be Careful When Youre Planning Your Next Cruise

Pimp: Lesshi: Cknd: Am I The Only One That Finds It Weird That I Can Transfer Data From My Brain To Someone Else’s By Opening My Mouth And Pushing Air With Vibrations In Their Direction. How High Are You 5’4”

Awkwardvagina: Popcorn? No Thanks I Only Eat Heavymetalcorn

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Nayx: This Planet Sucks Nothing Works. The Volcanoes Dont Work Like 1/10 Of Them Work. The Ocean Is Poorly Lit. The Dryers In Public Washrooms Dont Do Shit. Im Sick Of This Place

Aureat: I Hope You All Find Someone Who Gives You Cute Names And Tells You It’s Adorable When You Do Embarrassing Things And Hugs You When It’s Early In The Morning And Makes You Feel Like You Have A Whole Disneyland Fireworks Show Going Off Inside

Browngirlblues: Her-Name-Is-Wena: Browngirlblues: I Hate It When Men Make Unsolicited Comments About A Woman’s Body. Like “She’s Got A Nice Shape But She Needs To Tighten Up Her Stomach” How About You Tighten Up Your Lips And Never Speak Again

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