buuckybaarnes: i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

buuckybaarnes: i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

Tumsperks: How To Break Up With Someone: Give Them A Sock And Tell Them They Are A Free Elf Now

Firelorcl: I Scare People Lots Because I Walk Very Softly And They Don’t Hear Me Enter Rooms So When They Turn Around I’m Just Kind Of There And Their Fear Fuels Me

Jugwine: Rubs Hands Together So How Much Caffeine Am I Going To Dump Into My Garbage Body Today

Shoutouts To Those Low Maintenance Best Friends. The Ones Who You Don't Speak To For Months Because Both Of Yall Are Living Life But When You Catch Up It's Nothing But Intense Love.

Frowl: I Am Three Years Behind In My Math Homework

Dilaurentisfields: Please Teach Girls That It’s Completely Natural And Okay To Have Stretch Marks Because I Had To Learn That On My Own

In The Tattoo Parlor

Radioactivemongoose: At My 16Th Birthday Party My Friend John Accidentally Flashed One Of His Balls And I Remember It In Vivid Color &Amp;Amp; Detail Like Sometimes I Forget The Faces Of Loved Ones But That Single Nut Haunts Me. One Time I Fell In A Ditch

Mydogsnokes: I Hate When I Have To Ask A Random Classmate For Paper…Like Hey Stranger Sorry About This But Im Going To Manipulate You Into Giving Me A Piece Of Paper Simply By Asking Because If You Say No It Will Be Awkward For Both Of Us….Thanks

Ben-C: Bonaventure-: If Someone Ever Calls U A Mean Name Just Respond “Nah” Like How Do You Even Respond To That Realistically Some Person: Hey Asstown You: Nah Some Person: I Think My Favourite Part About This Post Is That Out Of All The Mean

Mebemrcupcakes: If You Want To Be Friends With Me You Don’t Have To Be “Hi, Um, Can, Ya Know, We Be Friends?” It Is 1000000000000000000000% Percent Ok If You Just Go Into My Inbox Can Go. “Man, I Am So Fucking Pissed Off At Fucking Larry.”

Wingscas: Sometimes I Can Whip Out A Sweet Essay In Two Hours And Sometimes It Takes Me Four Tries To Spell Prevalent

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