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Calgaras: Because Of The Mess Tumblr’s Image Posts Has Become, I Will Not Longer Be Making Graphics And Gifs. Instead, I Will Be Writing Text Posts Describing The Graphics I Otherwise Would Have Made. Here’s My First: It’s A Gif. A Gif Of Your
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