blomskvist: “I can’t remember the last time I saw an American movie where an American woman washed off blood in a shower and the blood wasn’t hers." - Haley Mlotek (requested by anonymous)

blomskvist: “I can’t remember the last time I saw an American movie where an American woman washed off blood in a shower and the blood wasn’t hers." - Haley Mlotek (requested by anonymous)

Frankiebuscemi: Lnnea: So For 17 Years Of His Life My Boyfriend Thought That Quiche Was Pronounced Quicky And So Once We Were At A Bakery With His Mum And I Was Like What Are You Having And He Said He Wanted A Quicky His Mum Laughed So Hard She Went

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Rnikan: So At Work Today I Walked In And My Manager Was On The Ground Crying And I Was Like Kim What’s Wrong And She Points To The Order Screen And It Says We Need To Make 2000 Pizzas By 6 Pm So I Called The Guy And He Was Like “I Meant To Order

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Voidbat: Carsonphillips: When My Mom Took Care Of Babies My Favorite Story Is About This Toddler Named Eli Who Took A While To Talk And Everyone Was Concerned About It But One Day My Dad Was Like “Eli, Can You Say ‘Car’?” And He Looks At My

Impalaorbust: Fattrannyprincess: Please Never Explain This To Me He Has The Power

Endocrines2: Drinks Vodka Gags “Ugh I Hate Vodka” Drinks Vodka

Bitchmtv: I Feel So Bad Knowing That Atleast 1 Of My Followers Is Going To Have A Bad Holiday Experience This Year. Please Please Message Me Anytime Of The Day Any Time In The Holidays If You Need Me Or You Want To Talk About It.

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You Should Have Bought A Squirrel

Digg: Azuma Makoto Sends Flowers To Space In His Latest Installation Piece, Exobiotanica. I Showed My Boyfriend And His Response Was &Amp;Ldquo;That&Amp;Rsquo;S Cute. It Might Have Been Having A Bad Day.&Amp;Rdquo;

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