getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra

getsby: “ur bra strap is showing” u say children begin to scream tears r streaming down my face my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats no one can ever kno i wear a bra

Seerofsarcasm: This Bathroom In The Jacksonville Airport Had A Bunch Of Signs Of All Different Shapes Of Women And I Think That’s Pretty Neat

Completelyfrozen: Me When People I Went To High School With Start Getting Married

Perennialbitchface: Whorror-Punk: I Thought This Was Going To Be Really Dumb And Then It Wasn’t This Is Beauitful

Gelphie: Why Does Everyone Look So Surprised When I Say The Reason For Cutting My Hair Short Is The Hot Weather, What Were U Expecting “I Need To Take My Father’s Place In War And The Chinese Army Won’t Accept Women” ???

64Px: Funandflirtynog: Snakes Dont Have Arms? They Cant Go Bowling Fuck. There Goes My Snake Bowling Team, Fuck This

Iamtonysexual: Jonandtheon: Jonandtheon: Jonandtheon: My Book Is Locked In A Classroomn Red Aslert I Told This Really Nice Kid Who Never Causes Trouble And Hereached Into His Backpack And Pulled Out A Keychain With Keys To The Classroom And Unlocked

Littlemsmj: Mermaids Protecting Young Girls That Live Near The Sea (◡‿◡✿) Mermaids That Don’t Follow Humans Beauty Expectations (◡‿◡✿) Mermaids Finding Cheap Plastic Jewelry And Absolutely Adoring It (◡‿◡✿) Mermaids Needing

Prismatic-Bell: Neverwillstop: Billboard-Charts: Blackgirlnerds: Pawntakesqueen: Belle Featurette From Fox Searchlight Pictures Ahh! Cannot Wait For This To Come Out!! I Love The Fact That A Black Woman Directed This Black Woman Director. Black

Eyress: I Challenge You To A Battle Of Wits The Game Is This: I Set Up Five Pairs Of Identical Looking Shots: Pineapple Juice Or Lemon Juice, Chinese Sugar Tea Or Apple Cider Vinegar, Flat Coke Or Soy Sauce, Water Or Distilled White Vinegar, And

Unamusedsloth: How To Properly Pet Animals By Adam Ellis

Touchinthebutts: Look At His Face. He’s So Worried That He Ruined It And Messed Up All Their Hard Work And She’s Just Like ‘Hm, I Like It!’ And Makes Him Smile Because She Loves Him. I Love This Movie. And Then 5 Mins Later She Dies And So

I Hope You All Find Someone Who Gives You Cute Names And Tells You It’s Adorable When You Do Embarrassing Things And Hugs You When It’s Early In The Morning And Makes You Feel Like You Have A Whole Disneyland Fireworks Show Going Off Inside Your

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