poryqon: If I was in a gameshow I’d be that person who got out the first week that no one remembers

poryqon: If I was in a gameshow I’d be that person who got out the first week that no one remembers

Ariaste: Unamusedsloth: Exercise Caution, Especially With Things Labeled “Fresh” Pizza I Dunno, I’m Most Worried About “Stairs”

Thatsthat24: Theawesomeadventurer: Thomas Sanders Is The Type Of Guy I’d Trust My Dogs With While I Went On A 2 Month Vacation In The Bahamas You Shouldn’t Have Trusted Me. You’re Not Getting Your Dogs Back.

Mirandemia: I Saw This Step-By Step Tutorial Of How To Gird Your Loins And It Needed To Be Readjusted.

Whichever Way The Wind Blows

Ultronned: Chris Evans Alphabet | D | Disney Dork @Chrisevans Is It Normal For A 30 Year Old Man To Be As Excited About Going To Disney World With His Family As When He Was 8?

Goingtopshelf: Punchbuggydragon: Breelandwalker: Irontargaryen: Cracks Neck My Time Has Come Okay, First? Pay Off All Your Debts. Take Out A Small Loan And Pay It Off Right Away. Buy Several Hundred Vacant Houses. Schedule Repairs For Said Houses

Visambros: Earljrsmith: As A White Person I Apologize As A Black Person, I Say That You Don’t Need To Apologize. You Should Not Be Held Accountable For What Your Ancestors Did. They Did Bad Things To People, But You Didn’t. You Also Shouldn’t

Regenderate: Hiram-Mcdaniels-For-Mayor: Jaclcfrost: Let’s Play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character? Bonus Round: Wait One Fucking Second Isn’t That Something My Friend Says And Now I’m Saying It Too

Tayliswift: Trytomakemestay: &Amp;Ldquo;Taylor Swift Is So Crazy For Writing Songs About Harry&Amp;Rdquo; You Write And Read 200K Word Fics About Him And You’ve Never Met Him And This, Ladies And Gentlemen, Is The Biggest Burn Of The Decade

Arbitraryexistence: Arbitraryexistence: No Makeup But The Light This Morning Was Nice Reblogging My Own Selfie Because Posting This Was A Really Big Step For Me, And I’d Like To Share Why. I’m Not Allowed To Leave The House Like This. If I Come

Polyatom1C: Fool Me Once, Shame On You. Fool Me Twice, Shame On You Again For Continuing To Exploit My Sense Of Trust. Trust Is Not A Weakness And Should Be Respected, Not Taken Advantage Of.

Cleffairie: My Little Brother Whos 7 Was Saying Girls Can’t Be Scientists And My Little Sister Whos 5 Looked At Him Offended And Said “Princess Bubblegum Is A Girl And Shes A Scientist, Jonny!” And He Said “Oh Yeah…Ok Nvm” And They Continued

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