rocktopussy: becausebirds: Kiwi on a treadmill. well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird i can only walk

rocktopussy: becausebirds: Kiwi on a treadmill. well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird i can only walk

Poopjokesanonymous:remember That Bizarre Trend In Like 2010/2011 Where Girls Would Get Those Reald 3D Glasses From Movies And Punch Out The Dark Lenses And Just Kind Of Wear Them As A Fashion Statement? Or Maybe That Was Just A Thing That Was Isolated

Slimemeister:good News Everyone, They Found The Cure For Straight People#Finally

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Imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants: Lego-L-Ass: Lightandlark: Ameliadoesaninternet: Veruca-Assault: Ms-Kawesome: The Next Time A Man Starts Yelling At You, Cut Him Off And Tell Him You Just Can’t Talk To Him When He’s Being So Emotional. I Have

Fvckthisreality:actualpuppydelphine:irrationalwitch: Bringmethehardon: Irrationalwitch: Sirius Gets A Baby Girl And Names Her Orange And He’s Just So Happy And Proud And He Tells Everyone He Meets Hey This Is Orange, She’s The New Black You Have

Unimpressedcats: Flowerbklfs

Adriofthedead: Some Days You’re Chandler, Some Days You’re Joey

Crydaisy: Me: Constantly Needs Affection Me: Constantly Needs Space

Yseraw: Mrgrimrail:vnicent:otteroftheworld: My Parents Live In This Town And The City Legally Can’t Tear The Tree Down To Build Or Anything Because The Tree Has Its Own Legal Rights And They Can’t Do Anything About It. How Does. How Does This Happen.

Sixpenceee:here Are Some More Of The Creepiest Things Kids Have Said. I Have A Few More Posts Like This On My Blog. Here They Are.creepy Things Said By Kids Part 1Creepy Things Said By Kids Part 2Kid’s Imaginary Friends

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Lipstickpotterbooty: Yes

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