ethertune:do I like him or is he just tall

ethertune:do I like him or is he just tall

Quickweaves: Kinutil:so I Was Hanging Out After School In London And An Agent Came Up To Me And Gave Me A Card And Said “You Know If You Want To Be A Model You Can Come To My Agency”. I Thought About It, Took The Card To My Mother And She Was Like

I've Been Saving All My Summers For You

I'm Sorry

Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Swimming Pools Are So Weird Man We Dig Holes In The Ground And Fill Them With Liquid We Cant Breathe In And Then Spend An Hour Or So At A Time Trying Not To Drown In It This Is My Most Reblogged

Bogleech: Exeggcute: Satire Is “I’m Going To Take This Concept To An Extreme Or Absurd Level In Order To Demonstrate How Bizarre/Nonsensical/Illogical It Is” And Not “I Said Something Bigoted But Just Kidding I Didn’t Really Mean It Hahaha”

Words And Coffee

Words-And-Coffee: It Would Be So Awesome If My Bed Transformed Into This Giant Savage Mouth With Serrated Teeth And A Tar Black Touge That Would Eat Me Whole So I Could Just Stop.

Plantemoji: Liking A Boy Is So Confusing Like… I Hate Boys. But I Like This One. But I Must Not Like Him. But He’s Alright. No He Sucks. Hes Better Than Other Boys.. No. U Must Not Love The Enemy.

Pleatedjeans: Via

Rampagexrachel: Tarntino: Me: Sees A White Boy Locks My Car Doors White Boy: Breathing On Window Lol But Wut Would U Do If I Was In There With U

Underthe-Corktree: My Hair Dresser Is A Trans Woman And A Girl At The Salon Kept On Calling Her “He” So She Whipped Out Her Boob And Said “Does This Titty Look Like A He To You”

Birdvessel:an Accomplishment

WhichOneWouldYouPick WhipItOut