I'm Sorry

I'm Sorry

Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Letsboldlygomotherfuckers: Swimming Pools Are So Weird Man We Dig Holes In The Ground And Fill Them With Liquid We Cant Breathe In And Then Spend An Hour Or So At A Time Trying Not To Drown In It This Is My Most Reblogged

Bogleech: Exeggcute: Satire Is “I’m Going To Take This Concept To An Extreme Or Absurd Level In Order To Demonstrate How Bizarre/Nonsensical/Illogical It Is” And Not “I Said Something Bigoted But Just Kidding I Didn’t Really Mean It Hahaha”

Words And Coffee

Words-And-Coffee: It Would Be So Awesome If My Bed Transformed Into This Giant Savage Mouth With Serrated Teeth And A Tar Black Touge That Would Eat Me Whole So I Could Just Stop.

Plantemoji: Liking A Boy Is So Confusing Like… I Hate Boys. But I Like This One. But I Must Not Like Him. But He’s Alright. No He Sucks. Hes Better Than Other Boys.. No. U Must Not Love The Enemy.

Pleatedjeans: Via

Rampagexrachel: Tarntino: Me: Sees A White Boy Locks My Car Doors White Boy: Breathing On Window Lol But Wut Would U Do If I Was In There With U

Underthe-Corktree: My Hair Dresser Is A Trans Woman And A Girl At The Salon Kept On Calling Her “He” So She Whipped Out Her Boob And Said “Does This Titty Look Like A He To You”

Birdvessel:an Accomplishment

Allthingshyper:lylei:the Funniest Thing About The Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie To Me Is How They Insist On Marketing It As Coming Out On Valentine’s Day To Disguise The Fact That Its Actual Release Date Is Literally Friday The 13Th I Feel Like This Whole

Clarke-Mason: Marvel Characters + Checking Steve Out

Captainsparklez:turquoise-Shadows: Wewewe-Soexcited: Are You Sure? These Pictures Make Me So Happy. They’re So Full Of Unconditional Love And Family. That’s What Family Is About. If Gay Adoption Is Discriminatory, Who Else Is Gonna Adopt? I Realise

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