ilovepussy1998: *dad voice* i’ll fix it! *breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else*

ilovepussy1998: dad voice i’ll fix it! breaks it 100x worse and then gets mad at everyone else

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Radicaljocy: Remember In The 90’S There Used Be A Room In Your House That Was Called The “Computer Room”.

All I Care About Is Pasta And Like 3 People?

Judgemilkman: Awwwwwwwww

Deaneggsandsam: If You Wanna Be My Lover You Gotta Get Away From My Friends Because They’re More Attractive Looking And Cooler Than Me And You Might Choose Them Instead Which I Completely Understand Because Im Ugly

Religiousmom: I Dont Want To Be Cute I Want To Be Sexy And Dangerous And Badass

Babyferaligator: Babyferaligator: Why Did The Lesbians Shop At Sports Authority Because It Was The Only Sporting Goods Store That Was Within A Reasonable Distance To Travel To

Purex: I Just Walked Past 2 Construction Dudes And One Of Em Just Said “I Don’t Think They’re Right-Handed Or Left-Handed. They’re Just Dogs.”

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