deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly

Religiousmom: I Dont Want To Be Cute I Want To Be Sexy And Dangerous And Badass

Babyferaligator: Babyferaligator: Why Did The Lesbians Shop At Sports Authority Because It Was The Only Sporting Goods Store That Was Within A Reasonable Distance To Travel To

Purex: I Just Walked Past 2 Construction Dudes And One Of Em Just Said “I Don’t Think They’re Right-Handed Or Left-Handed. They’re Just Dogs.”

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Helloradness: Girls Are Told To Be Skinny But Not Too Skinny And To Wear Makeup But Not So Much That Guys Can Tell And To Dress In Revealing Clothes But Not Too Revealing Or Else You’re A Slut And A Hundred Other Contradictory Standards So I Think

Vaspim: Idk Masturbates

Frickin-Plot-Twist: Violently Refreshes Your Blog Until You Answer My Anon Message

Foodfinisher: Happy Holidays! Rolls A Blunt With Peppermint Leaves

Soulpxnk: You Darn Kids With Your Falling Boys And Your Panicked Discos And Your Romantic Chemicals

1Stclasspussy: I’ve Had It With White People

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