onetothestate:emes:new favorite thing is inserting ‘literally’ into lines from famous political speeches: “This is a date which will literally live in infamy”"Mr. Gorbachev, literally tear down this wall”“Give me liberty

onetothestate:emes:new favorite thing is inserting ‘literally’ into lines from famous political speeches: “This is a date which will literally live in infamy”"Mr. Gorbachev, literally tear down this wall”“Give me liberty

Monstrousreg:today In The Park I Was Walking My Dog And There Was This Other Girl Walking Her Poodle. She Was Really Pretty And Very Very Nice. Our Dogs Played For A Little While. And Then Her Poodle Squatted And Pooped, And When She Leaned Down To Pick

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Malfxoys: After The War Narcissa Starts Sending Harry Annual Birthday Presents And Christmas Cards And At First It Really Freaks Harry Out Because A Malfoy??? But Then He Starts To Get Used To It And Always Sends Her Thank You Letters And Holiday

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