completelywastedlight:overhearing straight boys talk about girls is so terrifying

completelywastedlight:overhearing straight boys talk about girls is so terrifying

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Lipsyncingthroughlife:i Don’t Get Offered Drugs As Much As D.a.r.e Told Me I Would

I Think We All Wanted To Grow Up To Be Ferris But We Ended Up Becoming Cameron Instead

Carazhan:me: (Is Lonely)Me: (Doesnt Know How To Reach Out To Friends Without Coming Off As Needy)

Spellcaster-Queen-Selene:remember That Movie In Which Jack Black Was A Teacher And Building A Rock Band And When A Little Black Chubby Girl Asked To Be A Singer He Only Said “Sure! Let Me Hear You” And The Moment She Started Using Her Beautiful Voice

2Jam4U:one Part Of The Male Gender Role I Can’t Stand Is Thinking That Being Irritating And Pissing Women Off Is Funny???? Every Man I’ve Met Thinks That’s Hilarious And Gets Mad When I’m Not Into It. Like Why Did No One Teach Them To Shut The

Furything: One Cup Of Bunny

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Doctorwho:ithelpstodream:we Need To Find A Way Of Communicating With Them! Happy Pi Day (3/14), Everyone!

Stuftzombie:widowsarrow:it Is Becoming Increasingly Clear That Robert Downey Jr. Spends A Lot Of Time On Tumblrso Now We Are Looking For Him And Colbert.

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