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alternativecheese:lackyannie:in any language, we know this painthis is fucking funnier in spanish

Mishasjockstrap: Soudcloud: He Asked For A Blowjob And I Blew Him Away With The Word Of The Lord

Basilsilos: Pennman9000:Dil-Howlters-Uncreative-Username: Why Is This So Hard To Understand So For All You Feminists Out Their Who Think That All Men Should Die, Remember, You Are Not A Feminist. Reblogging For The Last Comment

Thecapn: Can U Imagine How Hot Id Be If I Ate Right And Took Care Of My Body I’m Not Gonna Do It But Can U Imagine

Tortellinigirl: Im At Church Camp And They Accidentally Just Started Playing Shots Over The Loud Speakers . The First Lyrics Are Literally “Are Yall Ready To Get Fucked Up” . You Cannot Even Begin To Imagine The Faces Of Hundreds Of Homeschooled

Jobhaver: You: That Is A Nice Ass Shirt Me: Thank You But, To Be Honest, Its Called “Pants” And Not An “Ass Shirt”

Animal-Factbook: Quokkas Are Natural Models. Many Modeling Firms Prefer To Hire Quokkas Over Human Models Because Their Tendency To Smile All The Time And Their Payment Is Only A Bag Of Peanuts.

Brassy: When My Boyfriend Told Me To Stop Impersonating A Flamingo I Had To Put My Foot Down

Fuckyeah-Nerdery: Fozmeadows: In Which Seven Cats All Discover The Same Slightly Elevated Flat Thing And Claim It As Their Own While Pretending The Other Six Cats Don’t Exist. Literally The History Of The European Colonization Of The Americas.

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Vriskamylove: I’m The Kind Of Person That Will Delete And Retype An Entire Tag Sentence If I Make A Typo And That’s Really All You Need To Know About My Personality

Stitchesnstone: Cook’s In Trouble. He Needs Your Help. You Need To Come Get Him, Right?

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