jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

jobhaver: you: that is a nice ass shirt me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

Animal-Factbook: Quokkas Are Natural Models. Many Modeling Firms Prefer To Hire Quokkas Over Human Models Because Their Tendency To Smile All The Time And Their Payment Is Only A Bag Of Peanuts.

Brassy: When My Boyfriend Told Me To Stop Impersonating A Flamingo I Had To Put My Foot Down

Fuckyeah-Nerdery: Fozmeadows: In Which Seven Cats All Discover The Same Slightly Elevated Flat Thing And Claim It As Their Own While Pretending The Other Six Cats Don’t Exist. Literally The History Of The European Colonization Of The Americas.

Bybyeblackbird: Depplyinlove: Jerry Bruckheimer Just Tweeted This Babe Of A Picture Oh My God Oh My Godit’s Finally Here Y’allfirst Photo Of Johnny Depp As Captain Jack Sparrow In Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No TalesDies Dies Dies

Vriskamylove: I’m The Kind Of Person That Will Delete And Retype An Entire Tag Sentence If I Make A Typo And That’s Really All You Need To Know About My Personality

Stitchesnstone: Cook’s In Trouble. He Needs Your Help. You Need To Come Get Him, Right?

Disneydamselestelle: Frozen Is The First Movie To Show Depressed Charact- Frozen Is The First Movie To Be About An Outcast- Frozen Is The First Movie With Magic- Frozen Is The First Movie With A Dysfunctional Fam- Frozen Is The First To Not Have Love

Prozelda:prozelda:i Work At A Movie Theater And Yesterday I Misspoke And Asked Someone If They Wanted Butter On Their Ice Best Part Of Which Was That They Turned To The Person Accompanying Them And Repeated “Do You Want Butter On Your Ice” And Did

Whichever Way The Wind Blows

Babyanimalposts: Feeling Sad? You Need This Blog On Your Dash!

Thegingerghost

Ravenbohique: Billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: Vodka-Is-The-Solution: I Am Crying. That’s The Best It Looks Like The Tim Burton Version

braless bralessinmotion