so642: i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

so642: i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

Itscruellabitch: Krimdellakrim: Queertalizorah:notjackwhite:i Need To Be Dicked Down So Badly Right Now I Need Some Dick You Itscruellabitch Basically😭😭😭

Fuckyesdeadpool: By Is

Jotaro No Ass Kujo

Bravelittlecastiel:angelwithscarsonherwrist: Odair: Funerals Are So Depressing. I Want A Parade When I Die. Cupcakes. Airhorns. Dancing. Maybe Even A Murder Mystery Game With Me As The Person Who Was Murdered. You Want To Put The Fun Back In Funeral

Animal-Factbook: The Pug’s Most Feared Predator Is Pizza. Upon Sighting The Pizza, The Pug Will Show Signs Of Distress. If The Pug Is Brave Enough, He Or She Will Attack And Eat The Pizza.

Charlesoberonn: Conservatives: There Are Queer Undertones In Steven Universe!Steven Universe Writers: You’re Right, We’re Gonna Fix That!Steven Universe Writers: Makes Queer Tones Explicit

Thealmightytrebleclef: Anothercleverjedimindtrick: Dimitrajoy: I Still Do Not Understand What Possessed So Many Well-Respected Actors To Do The Spy Kids Movies Like Did They Pay Really Well? Did You Want These Beautiful, Terrible Movies To Be A Blemish

:3C

Taylorswift: Sadtragics: Sadtragics:sadtragics: Taylor Look At This Cat, Who Is Very Small At The Moment. Taylorswift I Can Sense You Thinking About Getting A Third Cat Taylorswift I Know You Want It Taylorswift Christopher Thank You For Showing

Sleepieweenie: Straight Person: I Like This Cause Its So Realistic. Gay People Don’t Just Talk About How Gay They Are All The Time. Their Sexuality Is Never Brought Up Just Like In Real Life Because Whats Important Is They Are People Not The Gender

Onion!(And Lapis)

Guys. Dance Gavin Dance Is Fucking Rad As Hell And You Need To Go Listen To Them Right Now What Are You Waiting For Go