twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

Meester-Pigvig: Dajo42: “Tea Is Just Leaf Water!” “Yeah Well Coffee Is Just Bean Water!” Wow, It’s. It’s Like Everything Is Made Of Things. This Door Is Just Wood Rectangle. This Poster Is Just Ink Paper. This Lemonade Is Just Lemon Water.

Loserstfu: Kissing Is The Best Thing Ever I Swear

Onion!(And Lapis)

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Onion!(And Lapis)

Thespiritofyamato: Motherfuckers Couldn’t Get On Wonder Women’s Level

Ennjey: Why Do Cats And Dogs Lose All Coordination When You Put Something On Their Feet

Sadmomhair: What’s It Like To Be Taller Than 5’2”??? Is It Nice? Can You Comfortabley Reach Cupboards?

Ziraseal: Naturemetaltolkien: English Is A Difficult Language. It Can Be Understood Through Tough Thorough Thought, Though. You Need To Stop

Phosphorescentt:people Think Girls Relaxing In Comfy Clothes Is Like Real Cute And Sexy With Like Panties And Knee High Socks But I’m Here To Tell You That Comfy Clothes Is Usually Day Old Raccoon Mascara Giant Sweatpants A Giant Tshirt And My Braless

Creepy-Princess: Imnotjustanybody604: Cntqueen: This Person Probably Has To Study For Finals Why Does No One Think He Ruined The Display, And The Before Pic Is The After, And The After The Before Have You Ever Been To Walmart Before?

Jpgay: Atleast I Dont Say Eargasm When I Hear A Good Song

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