zanetheaiden: man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like “yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch”

zanetheaiden: man it musta been weird dealing with allergies before we had a working understanding of modern medicine like “yeah we farm peanuts and mostly we’re okay but every so often someone eats one and just dies so it’s kinda sketch”

Writing Tip #1196:

Officialunitedstates: My Friend Bought A New Camera Last Week And I Wanted Him To Show Me What It Looked Like But He Couldnt Take A Picture Of It Because It Was His Only Camera. You May Be Thinking “He Could Take A Picture Of It In A Mirror” But

Where Is My Mind?

Pizzaismylifepizzaisking: Ultrafacts: There Is Actually A Term For This: Cuteness Aggressionseeing Something Cute Actually Does Bring Out Aggression In Us, According To A Paper Presented At Society For Personality And Social Psychology’s Annual Meeting

Officialunitedstates: Would I Trust A Dinosaur To Watch My Young Child While I Went In To Buy Some Cigarettes? No, Because Any Dinosaur That Let’s Me Smoke Near My Son Has Poor Judgment

Growley: Flower Crowns Are So Last Week. Everyone Knows This Is What’s In Flower Beards

Officialunitedstates: A New Fashion Trend: Ink Blot Stains From Those Ink Things They Put On Clothes So If You Steal Them It Has Ink On It. Except Now Thats The New Style And Everyone Wants It So Clothing Theft Quadruples Overnight. Macys Worst

Painttheworlddifferent: Alex-Of-Fire: Everkings: Pleasepickyourpoison: This Gif Is Really Serious And Stuff But Like I Can’t Get Over Sam’s Majestic Moose Locks Flapping In Fright In The Background Like His Hair Is The Only Hair That Moves Pretty

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Vanscribbles: I Saw Something Like This Floating Around On Tumblr And Wanted To Add To It

Ceejofmalta: Jennypizzas: Smh Literally Customer Service Jobs.

Shutupkristen:never Not Reblog.

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