officialunitedstates: would I trust a dinosaur to watch my young child while I went in to buy some cigarettes? no, because any dinosaur that let’s me smoke near my son has poor judgment

officialunitedstates: would I trust a dinosaur to watch my young child while I went in to buy some cigarettes? no, because any dinosaur that let’s me smoke near my son has poor judgment

Growley: Flower Crowns Are So Last Week. Everyone Knows This Is What’s In Flower Beards

Officialunitedstates: A New Fashion Trend: Ink Blot Stains From Those Ink Things They Put On Clothes So If You Steal Them It Has Ink On It. Except Now Thats The New Style And Everyone Wants It So Clothing Theft Quadruples Overnight. Macys Worst

Painttheworlddifferent: Alex-Of-Fire: Everkings: Pleasepickyourpoison: This Gif Is Really Serious And Stuff But Like I Can’t Get Over Sam’s Majestic Moose Locks Flapping In Fright In The Background Like His Hair Is The Only Hair That Moves Pretty

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Vanscribbles: I Saw Something Like This Floating Around On Tumblr And Wanted To Add To It

Ceejofmalta: Jennypizzas: Smh Literally Customer Service Jobs.

Shutupkristen:never Not Reblog.

There Was An Eclipse

Thegingerghost

Online-Cats: My Pals Paws From A Different Perspective.

I-Am-Brosiedon: My Mom’s Says This Was How It Was When I Came Out. I Love Her.

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