burnttoastmaster: pissmodern: what fresh hell Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

burnttoastmaster: pissmodern: what fresh hell Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

Purplengabbana: If I Pass The Blunt To You And You Take Too Long To Grab It Then I Will Hit It Again

Congalineofdurin: Dorkstranger: Hooks-And-Chains: Avianawareness: Asgardandbeyond: Giraffepoliceforce: Altering-Cave: So I Don’t Think Those Free Condoms Universities Hand Out Suck As Much As Guys Say They Do. Okay, But Seriously. If You’re

Monobeartheater: Verylittlebird: A Magician Asks You To Pick A Card - Any Card, In Fact. You Do. They Ask You To Put The Card Back In The Pack - Anywhere In The Pack, In Fact. You Do. They Walk Away. Ten Years Later, Your Wife Gives Birth To The Six

Naamahdarling:jalaperilo: Tastefullyoffensive: Specialbored: “Hi, Yes, I’ll Have A Slice Of Pizza With Slices Of Pizza” What A Time To Be Alive. I Need This In My Life! Importantif You See This, Do Not Disturb The Pizza! She Is Carrying

Nubbsgalore: For Nepalese Hindus, Today Is Kukur Puja, The Second Day Of The Five Day Tihar Festival, Nepal’s Version Of Diwali. Literally Meaning “Worship Of Dogs,” Kukur Puja Is Dedicated To Honouring Our Special Relationship With Dogs, Who Are

Sorry: I Used To Be A Kid Who ‘Was Going Places’ But Then I Joined Tumblr

Zephwhy: Spiderfong: Erinqueenofsass: He Is Too Innocent For This World I Audibly Gasped When The Puppy Looked Into The Camera O-Ohhh….. Look…Look At Him…

Frustration, A Haiku

Bevsi: Anxiety: Hey.. It’s Suffering Time Me: Why Anxiety: I Forget But. It’s Suffering Time

Summertime Sadness

Shslequius: “Homework” Tired Zombie Noises “Studying” Sad Zombie Noises “Responsibilities” Disgusted Zombie Noises “Internet” Happy Zombie Noises

M00Nlady: I Could Really Make Use Of A Massage, An Orgasm, Hard Apple Cider &Amp;Amp; A Check For $300,000

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