Naamahdarling:jalaperilo: Tastefullyoffensive: Specialbored: “Hi, Yes, I’ll Have A Slice Of Pizza With Slices Of Pizza” What A Time To Be Alive. I Need This In My Life! Importantif You See This, Do Not Disturb The Pizza! She Is Carrying
monobeartheater: verylittlebird: a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six
