ONION!(and lapis)

ONION!(and lapis)

Captoring:but Still Like… When Ppl Say… “Person Lastname Is So Hot That They Make Me Wish I Wasn’t Born Straight” … Like ??… “Too Bad My Extreme Straightness Prevents Me From Being Affectionate And Naked With This Person Of My Own Gender

Porcelain-Horse-Horselain: Hermione Granger: Comes From Muggle World And Discovers Magic Hermione Granger: Witnesses Humans Transfigure Into Animals Hermione Granger: Time-Travels Multiple Times Per Day Professor Trelawney: “I Can Prophesize The

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Partyhardees: Oceane-Water: Empresspinto:hey Guys, Hope Your Skin Is Clear And You Get A Text From Someone You Like Real Soon.also That Your Lunch Tastes Good, You Find Twenty Dollars On The Ground, And That Thing Coming Up That You Were Dreading Turns

Not Enough

Marmaladeboxcar:flourishndblotts:if There Are Only Dementors And Prisoners In Azkaban Then Who Makes The Food??? Is There A Dementor In The Prison Kitchen Wearing A Kiss The Cook Apron And Making Pancakes For The Inmates? Jkr Explain Yourselfi Wanted

Thatdeafblackguy: Thatdeafblackguy: One Of My Hearing Friends Offered To Make A Voicemail Message On My Phone That Will Said Something Like “Hi This Is Frankie’s Phone He’s Deaf So What Are You Even Doing Right Now&Amp;Quot; I Posted This Like 15

Erika-And-A-Flag: My Aesthetic Is Cookies That Come Off The Baking Sheet Super Smoothly Parchment Paper. Literally Parchment Paper.

Elkhoof: My Cat’s First Car Ride

Poryqon: Batsbatsbatsandbats: The Teen Pregnancy Rate Has Been Cut In Half Since The 1950S. #Thisgeneration Smoking Has Also Dropped By 50% #Thisgeneration The Abuse And Availability Of Drugs Has Actually Been In Drastic Decline. #Thisgeneration

Hot Boys We Have Problems Too

Marvelcolm: Ok But The Avengers Went From Five White Men And One Woman To One White Man, Two Women (Maybe Three If Captain Marvel Gets On Board), Two Men Of Colour (And Possibly A Third If Black Panther Joins,) And A Genderless Being Of Immeasurable

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