gobbledoctor:someone: so do you have a crush on anyone me:

gobbledoctor:someone: so do you have a crush on anyone me:

Yogurtville: When I Die I Want To Be Buried In The Middle Of Nowhere In A Spring Loaded Casket Filled With Confetti, So Some Future Archeologist Has One Hell Of A Day At Work.

Jaidefinichon: Q Wea Hermano Xd

Eleventhbowtie: The Problem With Tumblr Is You Can’t Accurately Guess What Time Your Friends Will Be On By Their Time Zones Bc Nobody Here Has A Sleep Schedule Worth Mentioning.

Heavensairwaves: Heavensairwaves: Bill Nye The Science Guy Came To My University And I Found Him And He Asked If I Wanted A Selfie With Him And Now I Have A Selfie With Bill Nye No I Dont Think You Guys Understand Bill Nye Asked Me If I Wanted A

Niallhortonhearsawho: A Girl Walks Into A Classroom Wearing A Spaghetti Strap Shirt. Immediately Every Boy Within A 50 Yard Radius Gets A Raging Erection. The Teacher Attempts To Present A Lesson But To No Avail, No One Can Hear Over The Sound Of Every

Fallen Down The Rabbit Hole

Illkim: When The Teacher Groups You Up With Your Friends For A Project

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Ultrafacts: For Years, Taking A Walk On School Grounds Usually Meant An Encounter With Some Of The Hundreds Of Wild Rabbits Who Called The Campus Home. James Coccola, The Chairman Of The University Of Victoria Students’ Society, Said That He Could

Confessionsofapawneecitizen: Carpe-Diem-Rah:hotsuburbandad: This Water Is Vegan???? Spits It Out Bring Me Some Meat Water You Punk Clown The Invention Of Broth

Shipping-The-Gods: Tepitome: Deceased Pixar Voice Actorsr.i.p. I Was Like “Oh Cool, I Wonder Where This Post Is Going. How Are They All Conne-” Furious Tears

Mathsturbation: I Am The Shyest Attention Whore Ever

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