uhmeliamay: meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

uhmeliamay: meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

Snowflakejones: Th0Rnqueen: Okay So My Dad Got Me A Pen And I Was Like “Oh, Thanks Dad, It’s Even My Favourite Colour” But Then It Was Like, ‘Oh, What’s This?’ Oh? Oh Dad That’s Brutal I Want Ten

I Post Whatever The Fuck I Want

I Post Whatever The Fuck I Want

Ultrafacts: The Aquarius Reef Base Is An Underwater Habitat Located 5.4 Miles (9 Kilometers) Off Key Largo In The Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary. It Is Deployed On The Ocean Floor 62 Feet (19 Meters) Below The Surface And Next To A Deep Coral

I Post Whatever The Fuck I Want

Where Is My Mind?

17Yr: When Will I Share An Apartment W A Girl Squad In Nyc Where We All Share Clothes And Complain About Life While Drinking Wine? These Are Attainable Goals!! Why Has It Not Happened!!

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.” Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

Passionatelyawesome:1128Nesecret:cyclonemetal:“Well, It Seems We Are At An Impasse.”“So We Are. Carry On, Cat”“Same To You, Bird.” They Literally Were In An Awkward Situation I Love How The Bird Leaves Like “Well, I Best Be Hitting The

Buymeasandwich: No Gender. No Problem.little Badges For All Your Gender Non Conforming Needs!Proceeds Going To Lgbtq* Organisations.

Fkatwigs: This Is So Amazing

Buckoftheirish:koalatea:i Am Both The Concerned Mother And Idiot Baby Of The Friend Group Like I Will Hound Everyone For Not Wearing Jackets In The Cold And I’ll Keep Snacks 4 Ppl In My Bag But They Have 2 Stop Me From Trying 2 Chug An Entire Bottle

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