I Post Whatever The Fuck I Want

I Post Whatever The Fuck I Want

Where Is My Mind?

17Yr: When Will I Share An Apartment W A Girl Squad In Nyc Where We All Share Clothes And Complain About Life While Drinking Wine? These Are Attainable Goals!! Why Has It Not Happened!!

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.” Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

Passionatelyawesome:1128Nesecret:cyclonemetal:“Well, It Seems We Are At An Impasse.”“So We Are. Carry On, Cat”“Same To You, Bird.” They Literally Were In An Awkward Situation I Love How The Bird Leaves Like “Well, I Best Be Hitting The

Buymeasandwich: No Gender. No Problem.little Badges For All Your Gender Non Conforming Needs!Proceeds Going To Lgbtq* Organisations.

Fkatwigs: This Is So Amazing

Buckoftheirish:koalatea:i Am Both The Concerned Mother And Idiot Baby Of The Friend Group Like I Will Hound Everyone For Not Wearing Jackets In The Cold And I’ll Keep Snacks 4 Ppl In My Bag But They Have 2 Stop Me From Trying 2 Chug An Entire Bottle

Smaugchiefestofcalamities: Feeling Sad? Here Is A Picture Of Peter Dinklage Holding His Baby:

Taint3Ed: Elionking: Taint3Ed: Being 4’11 Is So Hard Sometimes, For Real. Damn, This So True. I Remember In 4Th Grade I Couldn’t Reach Nothing

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Politicallyincorrectwalrus: I Love The Term “Partners” Are We Dating? Are We Robbing A Bank? Do We Run A Legal Firm? Are We The Dedicated Detectives Who Investigate These Vicious Felonies And Are Members Of An Elite Squad Known As The Special Victims

Jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease: So What Happens If Two People Who Have Promised Their Firstborn To Separate Witches Have A Child Together? Do They Both Just Pop Up In The Nursery And Have A Custody Battle? I Need A Book About

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