where is my mind?

where is my mind?

17Yr: When Will I Share An Apartment W A Girl Squad In Nyc Where We All Share Clothes And Complain About Life While Drinking Wine? These Are Attainable Goals!! Why Has It Not Happened!!

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.” Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

Passionatelyawesome:1128Nesecret:cyclonemetal:“Well, It Seems We Are At An Impasse.”“So We Are. Carry On, Cat”“Same To You, Bird.” They Literally Were In An Awkward Situation I Love How The Bird Leaves Like “Well, I Best Be Hitting The

Buymeasandwich: No Gender. No Problem.little Badges For All Your Gender Non Conforming Needs!Proceeds Going To Lgbtq* Organisations.

Fkatwigs: This Is So Amazing

Buckoftheirish:koalatea:i Am Both The Concerned Mother And Idiot Baby Of The Friend Group Like I Will Hound Everyone For Not Wearing Jackets In The Cold And I’ll Keep Snacks 4 Ppl In My Bag But They Have 2 Stop Me From Trying 2 Chug An Entire Bottle

Smaugchiefestofcalamities: Feeling Sad? Here Is A Picture Of Peter Dinklage Holding His Baby:

Taint3Ed: Elionking: Taint3Ed: Being 4’11 Is So Hard Sometimes, For Real. Damn, This So True. I Remember In 4Th Grade I Couldn’t Reach Nothing

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Politicallyincorrectwalrus: I Love The Term “Partners” Are We Dating? Are We Robbing A Bank? Do We Run A Legal Firm? Are We The Dedicated Detectives Who Investigate These Vicious Felonies And Are Members Of An Elite Squad Known As The Special Victims

Jcatgrl:copperbadge:persinetteinthetower:moriartythetease: So What Happens If Two People Who Have Promised Their Firstborn To Separate Witches Have A Child Together? Do They Both Just Pop Up In The Nursery And Have A Custody Battle? I Need A Book About

Hyphen-Hifin: Thegingerghost: I Really Wanna Meet A Guy Who’s Secure Enough In His Masculinity To Admit To Enjoying Bands Like The Ready Set, Capitol Lights, Or Maybe Killers. Like. Please Can We Have Dance Parties At 2Am With Dutch Chocolate Ice

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